He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).
200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u
People who got slots on the Time 100 Most Influential People list:
- John Green
- Miley Cyrus
- Benedict Cumberbatch
People who did not get slots on the Time 100 Most Influential People list:
- Laverne Cox
seriously why the fuck did they let the public vote on social media? I have no opinion on John Green, Miley Cyrus and Benedict Cumberbatch, but they’ve all got huge fan-bases. If it was Time 100 Most Popular people then I can understand, but having a huge fanbase does not make someone influential
This show is awful but everyone is cute so it’s okay
hey doesn’t Sherlock have a best friend or something in this show?
The hiatus continues
nobody sees you cry when you weld
is this really going to be my first popular text post on this blog
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
THEIR OTP KISSING
Hey now! It depends on one what your otp is…
A shoutout to the Sam/Jess shippers
The Sam/Ruby Shippers
And the Megstiel Shippers
HOW DID I FORGET CROBBY!
look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much
Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.
i give up *throws text post on the floor*
*sees a new character that is attractive*
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
how the fuck did anyone not get that reference