australian wizards learn how to cast spells without saying the full spell because they’re lazy speakers
australian wizards are really good at non verbal spells because why say it when you can think it
australian wizards have highest rate of magical mishaps due to the experimentation of shortening of spell language
drop bears, sky-hooks, yowies and bunyips are real
wizard firefighters because the fires here are alive
indigenous spells only passed down by word of mouth within the tribe
and just imagine australian animagii, because I doubt any wizard or witch would change into something that looked out of place
It bewilders me that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps
have fun navigating an ancient castle full of shit that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers
THAT GIF I’M CRYING
how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick
#so this is Dean and Seamus on a night out in a muggle pub#you can’t tell me otherwise#sometimes others will join them#Ron is always embarrassing because he gapes at the muggle contraptions#Luna just rolls with it#Hermione and Harry sit back and shake their heads at their stupid friends#Neville orders tequila because he heard it comes from a cactus#and lives to regret it#Ginny owns everyone at karaoke
#I have this theory #that Peter truly loved Remus Sirius and James #but he always had an complex of inferiority #and he always doubted about himself #because he felt pointless #and unworthy to be their friends #and this is why when Voldemort proposes him to join him #he succumbs #because for the first time he feels like he can do something by himself #that Sirius or Remus would never have done
i want a modern day marauders au where james ditches the boys to hang out with lily and sirius is like
'dude, bros before does’
"Apart from my transformations, I was happier than I had ever been in my life. For the first time ever, I had friends, three great friends. Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and, of course, your father, Harry ― James Potter. Now, my three friends could hardly fail to notice that I disappeared once a month. I made up all sorts of stories. I told them my mother was ill, and that I had to go home to see her…I was terrified they would desert me the moment they found out what I was. But of course, they worked out the truth…And they didn’t desert me at all.”
So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid coming home from Hogwarts and being all, “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME UNCLE HARRY WAS FAMOUS?” Imagine Dudley reading up on Harry and finding out about all the stuff he did and all the things that happened to him and struggling to grasp how his scrawny, speccy cousin saved the wizarding world. Imagine Dudley, white-faced with terror at his first big family get-together with Harry, Hermione and all the remaining Weasleys. Imagine Mrs Weasley being decidedly cool towards him until he eats fifth helpings of everything she cooks and telling her that she’s the best cook he’s ever met. Imagine Dudley meeting Fleur. Imagine the others embarrassing Harry by telling Dudley stories about him. Imagine Dudley and Harry going down the pub together for beers. Imagine Harry still calling him Big D. Imagine Dudley cheerfully never dieting ever again and being fat and happy forever THE END.
james being a hardcore apple fan and sirius swearing by android
it’s an ongoing daily battle with a thousand passive aggressive comments
sirius throws james’s phone on the ground once a month when he’s being particularly snotty about it b/c james refuses to get a cover
james calling sirius’s phone an atrocity and how does he stand to look at it, let alone use it
sirius calling james a pretentious hipster and asks him how the cult worship is going
james saying he can’t hear sirius over the sound of how awesome his tech is b/c he has every device ever
just kidding these nerds would have matching phones w/ coordinating covers and they’d be each others #1 ice and screen saver pictures
Just imagine poor Remus in the months after the prank, terrified that at any moment, Snape was going to reveal his secret and the entire castle would know that he was a werewolf. Not to mention the fact that Sirius - his best friend - was the one who pulled the prank. All of a sudden, his best friend jeopardized his secret, his enemy could jeopardize his secret, and he doesn’t know who he can trust. He must have been completely paranoid.
The more I think about it, it kind of puts a new light onto Movie-Remus’ words, doesn’t it? “Professor Snape? Frightens all.”
So, a Quidditch match at Hogwarts, right? Slytherin vs Gryffindor (yeah yeah obvious, I know
shut up). And all of a sudden there’s this STAMP STAMP CLAP from the Gryffindor stand and all the Muggle-borns start singing/screaming WE WILL ROCK YOU across the pitch towards the Slytherins. And then there’s this little pause while the Muggle-born Slytherins (you know those fuckers are there, don’t deny it) have a really speedy chat, and then they retaliate with WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!
and the wizards are just standing there like what the fuck is going on??
okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"