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humanbeanisnotamused:

Headcanon that when Harry was a baby, Remus would come over and hold conversations with him as if he were an adult.

"Lily, Harry here says that you took away his broom. Is that true?"

"Now how did you know that?"

"Didn’t I just say? Harry told me."

"Hey, Harry, did you read what Fudge’s statement on the newspaper? He’s angling for Minister, you know. What do you think, will he run the country to the ground?"

*baby talk*

"Well, if you say so, then I suppose I’ll have to trust him. If I come to regret this, it’s your fault."

"Are you taking political advice from a baby, Moony?”

He’s not actually talking, James.

"But of course he’s talking. He says he’s very sad that neither of you can understand him. And you call yourselves parents."

And as the war progresses, sometimes Remus stops visiting for weeks at a time, and then shows up looking worse for wear and not looking anyone in the eye and refusing James’ offers to let him borrow his razor or use his shower and Lily’s offers that she’s always here to talk and just asks where Harry is. And then one time Lily stands behind the doorway and listens as he talks to Harry, just like he always does.

"…Don’t give me that. I’ve heard enough of it from your father… I know, I know, I don’t like it either. But I swear, I’m doing all of this for you. For you and your Mummy and your Daddy… Don’t worry. Everything’s so scary right now, isn’t it? But don’t worry. If it’s the last thing I do, I swear to you, I’ll keep you safe."

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posted 2 days ago  »   via: excalibur-red | © humanbeanisnotamused  »  reblog

PSA FOR THE POTTERHEAD COMMUNITY

booksandpublishing:

dukeofbookingham:

THERE IS A WHOLE CATEGORY OF HOGWARTS ATMOSPHERES ON AMBIENT-MIXER. SO IF YOU HAVE WIFI AND WANT TO FEEL LIKE YOU’RE AT THE CASTLE, CLICK HERE.

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This exists.

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posted 3 weeks ago  »   via: fairiesandmilkshakes | © dukeofbookingham  »  reblog

mugglebornheadcanon:

14. As a senior year prank, the 7th years charm the plates and goblets at the feast to start singing “Be our guest”

posted 4 weeks ago  »   via: tahnoseyeliner | © mugglebornheadcanon  »  reblog

wantmoneypowerandglory:

Oh hell, yeah

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posted 1 month ago  »   via: thelonelyotakugirl | © wantmoneypowerandglory  »  reblog

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

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posted 1 month ago  »   via: thelonelyotakugirl | © hug-a-mermaid  »  reblog

starkidfanaticnumber394:

So imagine a Harry Potter TV series but BETTER than Game of Thrones because seasons 1 and 2 would be Founders, 3-5/6 would be Marauders, 6/7-13/14 would be the books, and then 13/14-forever would be post-Hogwarts Golden Trio and Next-Gen and it would be absolutely brilliant.

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posted 1 month ago  »   via: newtalby | © starkidfanaticnumber394  »  reblog

quentinscutie:

hairy-legs-and-homestuck:

Muggleborns at Hogwarts
(1/?)

I lost my shit at stomp stomp clap

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posted 1 month ago  »   via: mandraix | © thejovenshire  »  reblog

riddlemetom:

what if when we’re like 80 they remake harry potter and the kids of that time get to see peeves and st mungos and “it unscrews the other way” and “have a biscuit potter” and the portraits applauding in the headmasters office and no fucking breaking of the elder wand I’m going to be so pissed off

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posted 1 month ago  »   via: mybatchesarecumbered | © riddlemetom  »  reblog

tomfleton:

i want to hear more about the dursleys can jo talk about the monthly brunches with dudley’s family and how harry has to threaten james not to jinx cousin susie but he does anyway and when dudley sees the little pig tail on her behind he starts guffawing and i just want a dudley/harry reconciliation

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posted 1 month ago  »   via: parsecs | © tomfleton  »  reblog

anfonymackie:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”

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posted 1 month ago  »   via: newtalby | © fuckrealityihaveablog  »  reblog

mugglebornheadcanon:

66. A muggleborn invites their Ravenclaw pure-blood friend to their house over the summer and introduces them to google. The Ravenclaw can’t believe it . Every detail about the muggle world just one click away in this weird shiny box

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posted 1 month ago  »   via: thechiefandthecynic | © mugglebornheadcanon  »  reblog

swan2swan:

theconsultingshieldmaiden:

aegontargaryen:

friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿

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posted 1 month ago  »   via: nerd-downunder | © aegontargaryen  »  reblog

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

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posted 1 month ago  »   via: nerd-downunder | © sketch-elf  »  reblog

bemusedlybespectacled:

peachmagic:

ok but imagine harry giving teddy his invisibility cloak right before he leaves for hogwarts and telling him all about the mischief their dad’s used to get up to with it. teddy asking why he didn’t save it for james or albus or lily and harry just saying “well you’re the oldest it’s only fair” and for a second teddy forgets that he’s “just a godson” and really feels like a part of the weasley-potter family.

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posted 1 month ago  »   via: tothedaltonboyreadingthis | © peachmagic  »  reblog

misterracoon:

roachpatrol:

yeah seriously tell us how wizardry’s done in the new world tell me how the wizards from france and spain and britain stamped out the brujos and the medicine men and set up their own schools tell me what the fuck the british raj did to fucking india because the patel twins are going to school in scotland and what are they told about their history, tell me about native american kids learning to say wingardium leviosa with hate in their hearts and tell me about wizarding rabbis bickering about whether you can use potions on the sabbath tell me about the slaves on their ships with their wands broken, mouthing curses in the dark tell me about the runaways that made it with garter snakes wrapped around their wrists that told them when they tasted dogs in the distance, tell me about the underground railroad and abolitionists with unbreakable vows and home-spun invisibility cloaks and disilusionments, using obliviate, using imperio, knowing that they served a higher justice, tell me about what happened to black wizards in the fifties, about what gates they were storming in the sixties tell me about queer wizards taking love potions every morning in their coffee to stay married to their husbands and their wives because what else could they do?

the world only begins and ends with straight white christians if you don’t bother looking any farther than that and too many people don’t and i am tired, tired, tired

Oh. 

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posted 1 month ago  »   via: queerkarmy | © roachpatrol  »  reblog