I’M LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE THIS IS JUST REALLY CUTE AND DORKY
DOWNLOAD FANFICTION ONTO YOUR KINDLE (or other e-reader)
So for some reason not many people know about flagfic which lets you download the e-book of any fanfiction from loads of websites including ff.net and AO3 (there is a full list on their site)
So basically REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS SO THAT PEOPLE KNOW AND CAN TAKE THEIR FIC EVERYWHERE THEY GO!
HELP FINDING ASEXUAL!SHERLOCK KINDA THREESOME FIC
Ok so from what I remember about this fic it was kinda Johnlock but also John/Other (I thought it was Mary but I could be wrong as all the John/Mary fics I’ve found aren’t the one)
John and Sherlock and the woman are in a relationship but Sherlock just likes to watch or be a very passive participant in the sexual relationship.
I remember one scene where John and the woman make Sherlock have an orgasm as a kind of test/experiment thing but he says after that he doesn’t like it so they go back to the way they were.
Basically it was rather excellent and now I can’t find it. I’m fairly sure it was on AO3 but I could be wrong. Anyone know of it?
OMG LITERALLY 5 MINUTES AFTER POSTING THIS I FOUND IT! If anyone’s interested it’s Indecorus by Basingstoke on AO3 and I highly recommend it
the thing about multishipping is that you’re scrolling your dash and one post you’re crying and the next you’re laughing and everything just hurts all the time because your ships are canon except for the ones that aren’t
A Cure For Boredom: (Sherlock/John)
Title: A Cure For Boredom
Author: emmagrant01
Fandom: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
Pairing(s): Sherlock/John, John/Others
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Voyeurism, double penetration, light dom/sub, threesome- M/M/F, F/F/M, sex clubs , rimming, Bottom!Top!Sherlock, Bottom!Top!John
Length: ~81,700 words
Summary: They’d never talked about sex in the year they’d known each other. Well, that wasn’t quite correct: Sherlock had never said a word about sex; John had bemoaned his personal dearth of it on many occasions.
Comments: I spent like two days trying to go through this fic and all I can say is unf. I usually avoid anything that could be thought of as PWP but this is just gorgeous The way the author builds up the relationship between John and Sherlock is just awesome. John identifies as a straight man at the beginning of this fic and one of the things that really appealed to me was how he progresses through the different things that he does, how his sexuality morphs. This is seriously a wonderful fic to read if you adore porn with a ton of meaning hidden around the corner. Please enjoy this awesome fic.
This is a rec that I can firmly get behind. Seriously hot in all the ways
LOOKING FOR A 3SOM FIC
Right so about 6 months ago I read a fic which had John and a girl (possibly Sarah) and they’re really happy and Sherlock is involved too but doesn’t like sex or orgasming and so he just watches but he’s still in the relationship, it’s still all 3 of them, it’s just Sherlock doesn’t like orgasming. It was awesome, and I will write hot Johnlock smut for anyone who finds it for me.
The same goes for another fic where John and Sherlock are not in a relationship but Sherlock keeps buying sexual partners for John as part of an experimental study (I think it starts by Sherlock studying the type of Porn John likes) and there was this especially cute couple who had sex with John once and it was adorable, and there was another time when John had to seduce a load of men as part of a challenge, and then I can’t even remember if John and Sherlock get together in the end but I need it back please.
They were both on AO3 but I have just spent so long trying to find them and I can’t and now I’m sad
I’m listening to the merthur playlist of brolininthetardis and then I just hear “You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness” and then I realise that single line pretty much describes my whole time on tumblr and shipping
I love their banter.
Wow, this applies to all my otps.
Everything I ship is CANON and I’m not even sorry…
30 Day OTP Challenge Day 1: Holding Hands
Over the past 3 months, Sherlock Holmes has gone over his reunion with John approximately eight thousand times in his head. This may or may not be an exaggeration. This number is only slightly more than the many different scenarios he has envisioned for their reunion.
There is the dramatic re-entrance to 221b. John would be sitting in his chair, as he does, either the laptop propped on his knees or else his head buried in the morning paper. He’d have a cup of tea with him, of course, strong, plain. The mug of tea would shatter when John jumps up in his surprise. Inevitable. Sad about the laptop though, would have to be replaced. In the newspaper scenario, pages fly dramatically through the air.
The scene diverges into two further possibilities here: John reacts violently, angrily. Blows are dealt, both of the physical and verbal variety. Sherlock stands and takes it, he deserves it (although there is one scenario in which he pushes John roughly down onto the couch and Sherlock’s mind rather glazes over after that point generally). The other option, of course, is…well. Relief. Joy. Passion. And so on.
Sherlock has cradled that scenario in the corner of his mind on the nights he needed it most—on nights when he struggles to deal with wounds that should logically send him to hospitals he cannot afford, nights when another thread of Moriarty’s web dangles just beyond his grasp. He holds the thought of John embracing him in the middle of 221b close to his heart.
But it’s rubbish, really, the cold, logical parts of his mind tell him. There is little reason for John to be back at 221b at all. It’s been over a year. It would be masochistic of John to stay there. Expensive too.
No, John would have moved out. But Sherlock has other scenarios planned for that as well.
Comment: Guys I’m not even IN this fandom but people keep putting these amazing fics on my dash. This broke my heart. Please enjoy the fic along with the awesome art.
I guess I should go to class now.
Ew.
I hope to have a few reviews when I return? Maybe:)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8665571/1/Aeternum-Perierat
Sorry if I’m bugging anyone.
THIS IS AMAZING EVERYONE READ IT NOW!!!!!
there are people yelling at me from outside my room to go to the gay bar with them
do they not understand that going to a gay bar will undoubtedly result in my having ALL THE MERTHUR AND DESTIEL AND STEREK AND JOHNLOCK AND ALL THE OTHER GAY SHIPS IN EXISTENCE FEELINGS?